Blorp Language: A Low-Friction, High-Performance Language for Code You Can Trust

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Blorp is a new programming language designed for high-performance and low-friction development, with features such as pure functions, explicit effects, and structured concurrency.

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Blorp aims to provide a more reliable and efficient alternative to existing programming languages.

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